One thing I regularly feel lucky about is the caliber of folks with whom I get to share time in my practice. I got this email last weekend to remind me just how lucky I truly am. Apparently they all met up at the Mr. Olympia Health Expo in Las Vegas.

I do think Quest bars are the acme of genuine high protein, low carb, real food snacks. Shannan and the Quest tribe just finished the trial stage for their new cravings peanut butter cups and chocolate crunch bars, high protein, no sugar, candy replacements. Can't wait to try em.

Dianna, 

EVERYONE was talking about you at our booth today. 

Ronda Rousey came by our booth and said you had introduced Quest to her. She's a huge fan, and everyone (Mike O., Tom B., Shan, Michael Veni, etc.) swapped war stories with her. 

Everyone agreed - Dianna is a bodywork genius! 

Ronda made a huge impression on everyone and she's a genuine and beautiful person. 

Thanks so much for spreading the gospel of Quest! 

It is MUCH appreciated!

Ron

FRC3 day 2: 3/29/12

Down the twisting road again from brudda Don Solomon's home we went. Michelle Doyle, Gunna Hojgaard, who owns 2, yep that's 2, massage schools in Denmark, and me, past the garbage can where the big ole black bear recently rummaged, right at the 2 tall pine sentinels that house the bald eagles, on thru heavily wood Stanley Park whose steep granite outcroppings embrace the road on both sides at times in shadowed chartreuse moss covered morning dew, over our bejewelled Lions Gate bridge and back to the Wall Center Sheraton North Tower for a new day of intellectual goodies brought to us by the likes of Leon Chaitow, Thomas Findley, Robert Schleip, Geoffrey Bove, and whomever else helped throw this FRC3 shindig.

Lotsa networking goin on here. That's at least half the value of being here, for most folks, I'm thinkin. Not to diminish the juiciness of the conceptual goodies being presented to our saturated brains, I'm on gray matter overload, an unfamiliar overtraining phenom for me in recent times.

Day 2's morning was about fluid dynamics, and it wasn't even raining for that themed grouping of presenters. I loved these presentations more than the first day's, especially Gerald Pollack's presentation. What a hoot of an elvin presence he brings to this gig. White beard and longish hair, twinkle in his eye, especially when he's presenting material that supports some of the more out in the fringe concepts held sacred by many of the manual therapists here. An open minded scientific explorer. He teaches @ University of Washington, professor of bioengineering. Unfortunately, there does not seem to be a paper by him in our manual, (ahem, Leon) but his talk "Interstitial Fluid, The Secret Life of Water" was based on concepts he presents in his book: "Cells, Gels and the Engines of Life" That's one I've now got to get.

He posited some great questions at the end of his funny and informative presentation that had a whole gaggle of therapists levitating right off their seats: "Cells contain EZ (exclusion zone) water. Radiant energy drives charged flow in water. Can water contain/transmit info? He wondered impishly.
He explained his work with his students' advising them on their research projects, including fun illustrative stories about various discoveries in the exclusion zone (EZ). If I'd had him for a teacher I might not have lost interest in the miniscule preoccupation my college science classes presented to me, not to mention chokin on the pomposity of those pedantic stuffed shirts teachin em.

Here are a few chards from his talk that I managed to capture in my notes:

Exclusion zone in water near hydrophilic surfaces pushes away microspheres of a variety of types. It has increased viscosity, density, negative electrical potential compared with the water just beyond this zone.

That water just beyone the exclusion zone is +chged. Thus the flow that can be played with and discovered in the lab.
EZ water molecules are aligned, stable, constrained, it's liquid crystalline, excludes solids, non-dipolar.
This gel like zone might explain surface tension.
EZ exclusion zone is liquid crystalline water excludes positive charged ions.
IR(infra-red) Light increases the size of the EZ. 3000 nanometers -3micrometers is wavelength IR that counts the most to increase the size of EZ water.
EZ water is powered by photons from sun, (or hands?!*&) which imparts energy for building order and separating charges.
Incident energy must be absorbed. Light is transduced into mechanical energy in all aqueous chemical reactions.

That oughta whet your whistle to go buy his book. This is how knowledge should always be imparted, with humor, humanity, play and curiosity to discover. Big Wow!! His website is worth a gander too, water, matrix of life. Gotta love it. Hopefully increased appreciation will fuel increased preservation. It's certainly one thing we can't afford to squander to depletion.

Rolf Reed's presentation was also full of good information on fluid dynamics. His work was with burns and frostbite, inflammation and the behavior of interstitial fluid in these conditions including it's deterioration into a more fibrotic state as it becomes chronic, tho it is not predictable, apparently, exactly when that's gonna be. Many things can influence the inflamed condition in a positive way sending it back toward normalcy.....

I blew it and made the wrong choice for the afternoon panel I slithered over to. I started out by attending Leon's PP presentation opening the 'clinical methods' presentations in a room way too small for the number of folks who wanted to attend this series. After his slide show finished I wiggled thru the crowded aisle out to attend the lectures on the anatomy of fascia. BIG mistake. BIG!
First of all, I missed out on watching Leon pull off a perfect judo back fall off the back of the stage where there was some kind of glitch in the step. I heard he was so good at that move that he bounced back up as though someone had rubbed his hind quarters with a la crosse ball and gotten is tushie fascia revved into hyperdrive, like Cian Lanigan seemed to be able to do with the plantar fascia in jumpers. Who knew Leon had bounce in his hind quarters! I knew that ball rolling adds speed to concentric/eccentric shift and some benefit to height in jumping already, from anecdotal experiences, having worked with a few Olympic lifters who roll their arches before donning their lifting shoes as part of their warm ups for those triple extension lifts they so love doing, so that presentation was preachin to this choir regarding Cian's findings. The numbers in his research's support for this behavior might be good to know.

I wasn't interested in the presentation on fibromyalgia, "Myofascial Release Therapy Compared to Massage in Reducing Symptoms of Fibromyalgia" since I agree with the gaggle of rheumatologists who don't think it's beneficial to group the symptoms folks have that constitute that 'diagnosis' into a named disease. Once folks think they have it, it's damned hard to give up the notion that their doomed for life to suffer from this rather iffy 'diagnosis'. I missed that one and a couple of others; "Comparison of ankle joint dorsiflexion after classical massage or specific myofascial receptor massage technique on the calf muscle" and "The Effects of Oscillating Energy Manual therapy on symptoms associated with carpal tunnel syndrome" so can't speak about those.

Sorry to say the 'Research and Methods' presentation stunk. Really bad. Unfortunately she had some public speaking artifacts that made her really dull and belabored PP presentation even worse cuz every other word was 'sort of' and 'um' and 'uhhhhh'. Oyvay! Watch a video of yourself, girl, and clean up your speaking act. Also get an editor who can help you know the level of sophistication in your audience, cuz the points she made would have bored a first grader. That one was actually a bummer, probably the worst speech I've ever had the excruciating experience of witnessing.

This day started with stellar presentations but the afternoon bombed. I really do think the committee that screens these presentations needs to do a better job keeping the topics relevant to the clinical work we actually do. I went into the "Anatomy of Fascia" presentations after leaving the overcrowded "Clinical Methods" Jr Ballroom. A lovely woman from spain whose english was so bad you couldn't really understand anything she was saying presented research that explored injecting the interfascial space in upper traps with analgesics. Not even worth the time and effort to stay awake. Seems these folks who can't even speak English well enough to be presenting in English are more motivated to be included in an event like this than they are to really evaluate whether they're actually capable of doing a good job. The combo of PP presentations and unsurmountable language barriers just threw me into hypnotic trances all thru these presentations.
Ming Zhang also had pronounciation problems. On top of that he, apparently, didn't put on his hearing aid, so when folks questioned his findings in his plastination presentation best he could offer was a "What, WHo, Me?" It was awful. He had the audacity to suggest that there's no fascia at all in the anterior neck, just the platisma muscle. When a ENT surgeon told him that he was wrong and probably his finding was due to some artifact related to looking at tissues after they'd been turned to plastic, he just couldn't comprehend what was being said to him. Convenient, eh? He took up the time of 2 whole presentations. What a waste. and he's rewriting the Chinese Gray's Anatomy, apparently, including these rather iffy findings. I dosed off during some of his presentation too.

A young researcher presented "Anatomical and histological study of fetus fascias" the take away for me from that being that fascia enlarges in size in the legs of infants as a result of use but not in arms. I'd have to read his paper again to detail this out well. I'm not sure what the implications of that might be.

Day 2, a mixed bag.

Oh.....and I bit off the head of a pompous pontificating perpetually grandstanding guy who posed as a sincere questioner and grabbed the mike first after each lecture both days. A supercilious rheumatologist who was sure he was the department head advising each researcher as to how they could improve their research studies. I'd had enough of that guy after the fourth filibuster wherein he refused to give up the mike even when politely asked. I told him not to grandstand this time as he walked past me to grab the mike YET AGAIN!!!!. He started to discount the validity of my criticism by opening his remark with "I've just been accused of grandstanding..." I assume that was supposed to deflate me and put me in my place, but he didn't know I have an invisible "question authority' button on my non existent lapel, so I chirped over to him, "yep, and you're still doin it. Where's that shepherd's hook?" I said loudly to the moderator, cuz there was one, it was the talking stick for this event. "We really need it to get this guy to stop."

He pouted his way back to his front seat, drooping like a hurt little boy. What a stupid tantrum for a passive aggressive bully to throw. Several folks around me scowled at me and told me I was rude. They, of course, were right. I was, but he started it and I got the last word. He didn't have the chudspah to grab the mike and pontificate while posturing as a sincere questioner again all day so I was happy with the result and didn't give a hoot about his pretense at hurt feelings. What a jerk. I thought sure Leon would ream me another one, in his gentle non confrontational style, for my bad behaviors, but apparently not. Seems that guy's been at that same game since the Boston Congress. He might even be the reason that Tom Findley announced at the beginning of the first day to please not use the question time to grandstand. Hey, if you think about it, I was just an anonymous voice reinforcing the consequences for the foul, 'cause that guy was perpetually perpetrating pedantic pontification in the name of genuine inquiry. We'll see if he's right back at it again on day 3. I hope not, for both our sakes.

3rd International Fascia Research Congress, day 1: 3/28/12

With Don Solomon, Michelle Doyle, and Gunna Hojgaard from Copenhagen, at the Fascia Congress. GREAT FOLKS!!!! We're riding in together, all staying @ Don's home. Parking's expensive at the Wall Center Sheraton, $40-50/day, ouch.

Raining here yesterday when I arrived, and I was hoping for some clear gray moody northern weather. Even covered with raindrops, Vancouver's a BEAUTIFUL city. One of the prettiest I've visited yet. Lionsgate bridge we cross to get into downtown sparkles like a diamond necklace at night, perched over the well sheltered boats docked under her.

LONG day yesterday. Arrived early to register and stayed for a schmoozer after the presentations. Great food at this event. Big WOW to the organizers on that front. Lotsa folks buzzin with excitement at seeing each other again and being at this shindig together. Lotsa self promoting and marketing goin on too. That part's not really my cup of tea. Too much of that infiltrating our profession, IMO.

We walk past a small forest of large posters to get to the dining hall for lunch daily and for this evening gathering. They're for sale by vendors whose work didn't cut the mustard to make it into the presentations as actual research. Like Hansel and Gretl I ventured too far into the forest, only to get accosted by a guy selling what looked like a primitive jai alai xistera made of a narrow curved piece of copper bolted to a wooden handle. His rap was that it was a copy of an ancient massage tool that had successfully been used as a connective tissue scraper with the added feature that it removed cell wastes from tissues and had been doing so for thousands of years. I forgot instantly what culture he claimed he discovered had used it and winced when he showed me vials of gooey fatty stuff floatin in dirty water, that it had supposedly gotten from folks' tissues. I told him that my bullshit detector was too good to buy that rap, for even a LA minute, and scuffled off before he could blurt out his "Yeah, but...". Oyvay, do ya actually think someone bought that rap and that crappy crap scraper?! Maybe one of the folks that think cupping is a legitimate modality to add to their bodywork retinue might sign on for that crock of you know what. From then on I avoided the poster forest entirely lest I get accosted by another such snake oil vendor. Even at a sideways glance it seemed clear to me that those poster folks are in serious need of a good graphics designer, just sayin.

Most all of the presentations this day had at least one idea/insight that was presented that sparked some new thinking in me or refined my view in some way....except one pedant of a researcher, Albert Banes, who used his podium to stroke his own ego by tossing out names of all the important researchers he knows, blasting thru his PP presentation on cellular function so quickly that even the likes of Tom Findley and Erik Dalton watched his concepts fly right overhead without capturing much. Too bad, cuz I do think he had some great insights about cellular metabolism to share if he coulda deigned to do it at slower than warp speed. He even had the cojones to imply that he, HIMSELF, discovered PRP before its current popularity arose. Give a girl a break!!! This is the kinda thing that caused me to lose patience with Academia; pompous compartmentalized thinkers pissing on very small trees and puffin up their already oversized sense of self importance. I wanted to go up to him after his presentation and chew on his chin. The theme of this congress is cross pollination of information between researchers and clinicians. GET OVER YOURSELF, dude.

On the opposite end of that spectrum, were the Biomechanics presentations, for me, especially Helene Langevin's on the slide and glide directionality in thoraco-lumbar aponeuroses. The scar tissue panel was really interesting too. As Michelle Doyle mentioned on her wall, Jean Claude Guimberteau's video on scars was a jaw dropper! He seemed so radiantly pleased when folks gave him a standing ovation.

I loved the presentation by Susan Chapelle, Geoffrey Bove's, colleague, who lives and works in the small town of Squamish BC. A town with a predominantly young athletic population with plenty of sports injuries to keep the local practitioners busy. She showed a slide of her work with an arm that had been completely ripped off in an accident, then re-attached, that just blew my mind. Her presentation was quite impressive. I loved that the practitioners in her town collaborate well and readily with each other in service to the community. Wish it were that way everywhere.

If time allows I'd love to elaborate abit on some of the presentations. The goal of such a congress is to initiate a dialogue between researchers and clinicians. I also think that, although none of these presentations offered insights that will directly change how I work with my clients when I get back into my studio, not immediately anyway, some of them will certainly change how I view the nature of the work I'm doing. That part will have to gestate a bit I'm guessin.

Guru-dum Beats the Bush

I can't believe it's been 6 months since I've posted here.

This post's inspired by a pic that Leon Chaitow recently posted on my fb wall of his daschund, Dumbo, doin cardio in the meadow near their home in Corfu, Greece.

Leon and I have been bantering around about whether dogs or cats are better natural yogis. He is sure the dog is superior, my 2 cats would beg to differ.

This poem is in response to this picture and is intended as an honorific riff off the poem "Dog" by one of my favorite beat poets, Lawrence Ferlinghetti.

Da dog trods a trail through the field
and draws a line
dividing the meadow.
Not as mathematicians
calculate the distance of stars
in space time,
but as a chef
mixes the flavors
in the current concoction.

Dum-dog trumps a path in the mead
and the scents stirred up
waft joy
through nose and fur,
plant a smile
across this face
that will not disappear
when the excursion ends.

Dumbo dog beats the bush
past sentinels of cedars
'tween blooms of olive and orange.

Guru-Dum chomps the path
parting weeds
into salad bouquets,
potpourris,
savory and sweet,
pungent perfumes more wild
than Coco Chanel
could hope to capture
in numbered vials.
To delight
in oregano and fennel,
geranium and wild onion,
a hint of wild celery, mustard,
dandelion, borage and mum.

Mum’s not the word
for what’s flyin past this nose,
reiterating the path
of treaded treats
appearing on this new day.
Alkhemi follows just behind,
shares the rapture
as colored scents stirred up
enlighten the meadowed air
of our enchanted world.
Epiphanies of frittering
Foxy Emperors breed
in the strawberry trees.
Long Tail Blues and White Admirals
flit about in Dionysian delight,
following airborne paths
with no apparent destination.

Guru-dum flaps heady in the shade
under the ancient Holms Oak,
resident of this isle’s
primeval glens
since Poseidon himself
swooned
in midsummer’s erotic rhapsody.

A realist speaking truth
knows it’s all a fantasy.
Many tales to tell.
This tail to tell em with.

Things I smell
smell nothing like myself
till I thump them
sticky into fur.

I bark the birds
into a democratic twitter.
Squawking Magpies and Jays
caw cacophonous clamor,
uproaring this wild place
while their mellower chums,
swallows, swifts, sparrows,
orange yellow orioles,
chirp melodies and harmonize
still tuned
to the magnitude of danger
that also glides
through our enchanted meadow.
Nose horned vipers,
coiled black and grey,
have no rocks to house them here.
Scops Owls, night screechers,
camouflage from daylight
in crotches of our favorite trees
while we’re flappin along this path
to nowhere
that leads us
into the fragrant now
again.

Remembering Lennon

His work as a great musician, poet, thinker, has touched the whole world and continues to do so. There was more coverage on the news today of the anniversary of his death than there was of Pearl Harbor day yesterday.

I find his outside the box political activism particularly inspiring. His cause expressed again and again:
"All We Need is Love." Peace, love and understanding are what he stood up for.

In that spirit I thought these 2 offerings by others expressing his words for social causes really capture the feeling of what he was saying in so many ways in so many songs.



Remembering this version sung in the America Tribute for Heroes concert for victims of 9/11:




He's still singing from here:

We Who Believe in Freedom

Inspired by Bodhi Haraldsson's post today announcing that today is National Day for Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women in Canada, I started contemplating why it's necessary for us to have such a day. It's amazing to me, after all the years of asserting the need for equality of women as humans, how much prejudice against strong, intelligent, powerful, expressive women still exists.

If it's not expressed as actual violence, domestic or random, workplace sexual abuse or rape, it is still so heavily embedded in the language and imagery of our society that it's almost understandable how an abused unstable man, like Marc Lépine, decided to take his dark psychological unfinished business out on so many women, killing 14 and wounding 10 more and 4 men before killing himself.

This horrific act is what inspired a National Day for Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women. Bravo to the Canadian government for their response, but I do wonder why, in 1989, did we still need such a dramatic violent act for a country to acknowledge the need to support a woman's right to walk safely among men and expect to be respected, treated well.

How many examples do we still have of women in powerful positions asserting their views effectively and being called "Ball Busters" for doing so?

Let's see... the early examples speaking for equal rights for women, were given such handles; Mary Wollstonecraft (mother of Mary Shelley) villified as 'Amazon of the pen' in the late 18th century for her independent stance and open sexual explorations, while, for men of her time, sexual trysts were simply business as usual.

Harriet Tubman, Sojourner Truth, and many other fighters for women's suffrage, had been beaten and were arrested for standing up against slavery and for women's right to vote and be educated.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Susan B. Anthony, were at odds with many other suffragists over the 14th and 15th amendments because these amendments did not also include women's right to vote.
Although these amendments abolished slavery, insured due process and equal protection under the law and voting rights for all races, they did not do so for both sexes. Slaves were emancipated and given the right to vote by the 14th and 15th amendments in 1868 and 1870 but not until 1920, did the Nineteenth Amendment prohibit state and federal agencies from gender-based restrictions on voting.

Many women suffragists started their social activism as abolitionists in their efforts to assure equal rights under the law,
yet didn't see their own rights written into law until 50 years after slavery was abolished and all races were enfranchised by law. During the beginning of the twentieth century, suffragists were still subject to arrests and many were jailed. Still vilified and fighting for voting rights until 1920, women were.

I've personally heard Gloria Steinem, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Streisand as director, all called ball busters for asserting their views, holding on to their power. Yoko Ono, an already famous gutsy performance artist before she met John Lennon was blamed for breaking up the Beatles and demonized as a controlling bitch keeping him on a short leash.

Jane Fonda, Bella Abzug, Betty Friedan, Maxine Hong Kingston, how many more accused of being raging feminists for simply standing up for what is right and for what men take for granted as their birthright.

What powerful man do you know is put down for asserting his power skillfully? I'm not talkin about misuse of it or other forms of patriarchal or chauvinistic abuse and tyranny, but simply being skillfully powerful. I don't know any, except, maybe Obama. He's been so wimpy on so many important issues once in office that for me his skillful use of power is blown.

In the 19th century, George Eliot (Mary Anne Evans) wrote as a man to get published, have her work taken seriously and keep her 20 year clandestine live in relationship with a married man private. Other fiction writers wrote of the plight of women and served to raise consciousness; Jane Austen, Charlotte Brontë, journalist Fanny Fern, Louisa May Alcott.

After the effort of all these women and many more, to simply ascertain a status of equality among men, we are still considered haughty, overly aggressive, called ball busters, lesbos or dykes, accused of being gay men haters or simply in need of a good lay for taking a stand and not budging from it when confronted by a man to do so.

The word feminism or feminist has negative connotations even more today than it did in the 70s
during the rise of the women's movement, NOW, and when the Woman's Building was being birthed for women artists in LA. Feminist is often used as a dismissive put down, negating the content of the issue being addressed. "Oh she's just a raging feminist."

With lyrics in rap expressing overt violence against and hatred of women, game points given for rape and violent attacks on computer games, Sarah Palin on one hand rallying right wingers with her cutsy stupidity and Ann Coulter on the other with her hateful rhetoric, where is the voice of empowered femininity today? It ain't Brittany Spears, Cristina Aguilera, the Spice Girls or any of the other pretty girl singers, models or actresses. They know they're mostly arm candy and for them that's apparently an acceptable path to wealth and fame.

I feel for parents of young women today. Teen girls read fashion magazines and try for bodies that no one without photoshop can achieve. Anorexia and bulimia are epidemic among teenage girls, increasing 36% every 5 years since the 1950s, according to a Mayo Clinic study.

Where are their role models?

There have always been enlightened men on the side of women's rights and for that we are grateful, but they are a distinct minority. Today many younger men seem less threatened by strong women than they did in my day, but I am still not seeing women being treated with equal respect for their achievements or hearing their ideas spoken of with the same admiration as men. I often hear men say, "You did that like a girl." as a put down for poor performance, especially in sport.

It's been 90 years since we gained the right to vote in America. Better late than never. Yet we still are seen either as arm candy, sex toys straddling the hoods of cars in blatant crotch shots to sell em on TV, as a man's personal assistant wife administrator home organizer, or as their mothers. There to be comfort and support when men need it but don't nag too much about responsibilities or you'll become a real downer, a ball buster, someone whose got him by the short hairs, in need of a good lay and ripe for abandonment during mid life crisis when it's about time to buy that hot car with the girl straddling it.

I'm ranting. It's National Day for Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women in Canada and I'm pissed off that it isn't National Day of Respect and Admiration for the Women who stand beside us as fellow adventurers, companions, advisors and spiritual buddies, a day in appreciation of how hard we've worked to achieve the recognition we so richly deserve.

Where would we be without strong gutsy women?!

An Inspiring Marriage of Science and Art

A while back, Biovisions at Harvard came out with "The Inner Life of the Cell", a 3 minute animated exploration inside the cell, set to music. It went viral, as it surely deserved to do.



Now they've augmented that version with in depth scientific explanations of the actual parts of the cells and what is going on physiologically in that animation.

Maybe you have to be a biology lover to want this much detailed information, but when I saw the first rendition, this is precisely what I was longing to have, more knowledge of what we were being shown.

TA DA!! They did it.
(If that link doesn't work for you, go here click the x to close that screen, choose all media and from there you can choose the right viewing speed.)


Now they've made another animated video inside the cell, this time of the Mitochondria, called "Powering the Cell". It's the musical version, without explanation yet, so who knows which are the ADPs converting to ATP, your guess is as good as mine.
Any ideas are welcome.
Another knock your socks off moment.


I'm hopeful that this marriage of animation and science will inspire many new young minds into the field of science who would otherwise have spent their time producing animation for Ironman IV or the like. Not to knock Avatar or it's brothers and sisters in animated movieland, that was quite inspiring on many levels, but to see how our bodies and how nature really works with all the exciting detail of a full length feature is surely something to write a blog post about.

Thanks to Tom Myers and Joe Lubow for posting this in fb for all to enjoy.
Big WOW!

The "Blob"

A couple of my clients just asked me about Kombucha mushroom. I guess I have earned a reputation for having a good bs detector by now, go figure. They wanted my take on it.

I haven't heard folks promoting it down here for quite a while, though I do see products on the shelves of Whole Foods with Kombucha in em. The liquid under that pink mass made me shiver the one time I tried it...and not in a good way.

Damned thing doubles its size in 8 days so you've got to create a co-dependent family of like minded folks who also jump on the bandwagon of "Isn't this a great home science project?!" to give your babies to or be constantly flushin your little gems down the lu. I have this vision of the Kombucha passin through the chemicals that treat the sewage at Hyperion, breeding and doubling all the while on into the sea, becoming a gigantic colony that then oozes up on to land and eats us all in the end. This stuff is soooo creepy. My clients have been up on their land in Washington for a few months and some locals up there are raving about it as though it's the new cure all.

It certainly ain't new, and it ain't a cure all. It ain't a 'shroom either. It's a colony of yeast and bacteria, might have mild anti-bacterial properties, but why take those if you don't have an active infection unless you're trying to build a resistance to antibiotics? Generally not considered a smart idea. It is not the fountain of youth as it is purported to be. It is not anti-aging, anti-fungal, anti-viral, anti-HIV etc. Nope, nyet. It is a colony that can also invite other colonies to join it, little white or black pimples growing within and around it some of which might be quite toxic for you. DO NOT GROW THIS STUFF! Period, end of story. Do not be fooled into buyin the hype.


Their sincere inquiry got me over to one of my favorite sites, Fungi Perfecti, to get Paul Stamets' take on it, since he's Mr. Mycologist personified. The above link gives you his whole take on it, but this'll do for starters:

"Another factor, beyond contamination, is that the extreme acidic nature of the broth has the potential to cause acidosis—a condition where the blood can not adjust its pH. This is one of the suspect causes being investigated with a woman in Iowa who died from drinking Kombucha (See Newsweek, April 25th, 1995, pg. 6). Ironically, the same acidic conditions that prevent bacterial contamination may give rise to its own toxic side-effects.
High acidity of the broth aside, I have seen several of my vessels spontaneously contaminate with molds. Of most concern are the species of Aspergillus I have found floating around with Kombucha. I fear that amateurs could think that by merely pulling out the Aspergillus colonies with a fork, that the culture would be de-contaminated, a dangerous, even deadly presupposition.
The water-soluble toxins of Aspergillus can be highly carcinogenic. Several species are known killers. Since the public can not be expected to distinguish a clean fermented culture from one which is not, I fear that the unreserved use of this tea will result, has resulted in illness, if not death. (See Newsweek, April 25th, 1995, pg. 6.)"

Here's Andrew Weil's view as well. Though I don't take all his recommendations to heart, he does know something about herbs and alternative meds, so, IMO he's is worth a quick read on the topic. Those two were all I needed to convince me to steer clear of that pink placenta looking gelatinous mass, since I'd already gotten my own shivering reaction long ago when I first tried the foul tasting stuff.

While re-visiting Fungi Perfecti I was reminded of why I like Paul Stamets and his work with mushrooms so much. Few years back when I was goin thru 'the change' as they politely call menopause, I got the flu from a client during peak season. I've always had a strong immune system, and, luckily never ever caught anything during flu season. It really bummed me out to have to take a very expensive unpaid vacation just to lay around miserable during the holidays till I knew I was no longer symptomatic or possibly contagious.

Next year I tried the flu shot. Yuk Felt lugie and groggie for 3 days after that shot and it turned out to be one of those years when the virus had mutated by the time it got here from the Asian strains used to create the vaccine. I got the flu again, only this time a bigger hit and it went bacterial, coughing greenish brown mucous, double YUK. I had to take a full round of antibiotics to knock those opportunistic little secondary invaders out. Darn and double darn.

That's when I discovered Paul's site and mushrooms. I use some version of tonic mushroom formula starting in the fall and thru my birthday in February every year now. Sometimes Reishi, sometimes a combination.

This year a client brought me some Turkey tail that some friends of his are selling to try, I'm on my second bottle. I change out what I'm taking so my body doesn't become adapted to one thing and get a less effective response. Sometimes, in a pinch if I've run out of Paul's product, I use one of Ron Teaguarden's reishi formulas, they're not cheap but he tries to get clean products and he's local.

My thinking on this that this way I'm building my immune system in a more comprehensive way to defend against a variety of possible invaders, rather than simply one strain of one virus that is far more adaptable than the vaccine produced can protect you from.

I haven't been sick in years, not because folks haven't offered me many subsequent opportunities, even though I ask folks not to come into my office sick. Placebo or effective substances, decide for yourself. I think they're a powerful natural immune building support and am quite grateful for the likes of Paul and his family for growing and selling these products.
Check out his TED presentation,"6 Ways That Mushrooms Can Save The World" and you'll see that his love of shrooms and what he knows they can do for the biosphere; the regeneration of old growth forests, processing of toxic waste, generation of energy, is pretty cosmic.

Heck he even figured out how to use them as a non toxic substance, not only to kill carpenter ants, fire ants and termites invading the wood in houses, but once innoculated, the carpenter ants and termites can't re-invade. Brilliant, inspiring presentation.

7th LBP World Congress , LA 11/11/10

There were many impressive discoveries and insights presented in yesterday's 7th Interdisciplinary Low Back and Pelvic pain Congress.

I'm starting with the 4th presentation because it was just so visually stunning. Reminded me of the Disneyland ride where your train car takes you down into the body and you experience yourself as a nano-chip traveling through the various systems...except this is the real thing, video using a very small endoscope.

The surgeon member of the team who made this film, Dr. Gumberteau made the presentation. There's another clip that's much more clear than my rendition below at the above link. Click on the English flag and it comes up. Mine, unfortunately, till I improve my understanding of how to edit/stream video to the web is kinda the equivalent of a xerox of a xerox of a xerox, a bit 'lossy' as they say in the graphics bus.

I just had to buy this video to be able to revisit it regularly. I'm rather proud of myself that I figured out how to edit out this short clip to share, (tho it's lost a lot of clarity in the doing) hope they don't mind. I consider it a teaser, with a link in case you want to buy it yourself and see the whole thing. It contains cool graphics of a muscle's actin myosin overlap action with the fascial web surrounding it, beautifully drawn.

The moist fractal fascial web is so clearly changing second by second in this video, gliding, self lubricating, making new fractals as loads change, wow are we constantly creative and we're not even aware that it's happening within us!

Soft tissue will never appear the same to me again, in my imagination, under my sculpting hands and hound dog thumbs, after seeing this film.

I could hardly sleep, I kept seeing this very clip repeating on my internal screen with the phrase "fascial fractal tensegrity in flux." runnin round my brain as sound track, try sayin that 10 times fast, I dare ya. Then try getting it out of your head so you can sleep once it's on a repeat loop. That presentation speaks for itself.

I missed the first presentation by Dr. Mense, for stupid reasons. I kept looking for the Hyatt Regency and the hotel I thought it was said Century Plaza. I was sure that was the Hyatt Regency, so I drove back and forth in Century City several times before asking the valet where it was. Yep I was right in the first place it's the Century Plaza Hyatt Regency, oyvay. I guess more names is better, eh? Hope someone else does a recap for us. They killed a bunch of ratties for that one.

I'm glad I didn't miss Robert Shliep's presentation. I'd read some of his studies on fascia from his great web site, knew he'd started as a Rolfer and I had a couple of questions brewing for him, if a chance arose. His presentation was more on nocioceptors in the fascia and it's role as an information feedback instrument. I kinda had hoped he'd talk about the discovery of smooth muscle cells in the thoraco-lumbar fascia a bit more, but there are papers on that on the website, so I guess he'd already presented that material.

One great metaphor he used while showing us the close up slides of the nocioceptors in there to explain why we might possibly need so much feedback info from outlying tissues, was dear to my heart. He said if you're sailing a vessel, would you put your wind change/velocity indicators on the luff of the sail, tip of the boom or would you want them on the mast. Ta Da. Got it!!

Poor guy, I kept cornering him with questions when he was rushing to the lu. He was quite gracious about it tho and generous with his insights in sharing his answers to me, once he'd come back out. I didn't want to take time from the many other folks with questions pertaining to his current lecture, cause there were more questions than he had time to answer and my questions were off topic a little. I'll talk about those in more detail some other time.

His Conclusions, as printed in the $60 book of presenter's papers:

"Fascial tissues serve important load-bearing functions. Severe tensional loading can induce temporary viscoelastic deformation and even microtearing. The innervation of fascia indicates a potential nocioceptive function (with cool slides). Microtearing and/or inflammation of fascia can be a direct source of musculoskeletal pain. In addition, fascia may be an indirect source of physical problems such as back pain due to sensitization of fascial nerve endings associated with inflammatory processes in other tissues within the same segment."

"Fascial force transmission is an important player in human biomechanics.
"...muscles, via their epimysia, also transmit a significant portion of their force to laterally positioned tissues such as to adjacrent synergistic muscles ans also-more surprisingly-to antagonistic muscles (Huijing 2009)...."

Fascial tissues are prone to deformation.
"...Load bearing tests reveal the existence of a gradual transition zone between reversible viscoelastic deformation and complete tissue tearing. Various degrees of microtearing of collagenous fibers and their interconnections have been documented to occur within this transition zone (Butler, et al 1978)"

The fascial network serves as a sensory organ
"Fascia is densely innervated by myelinated sensory nerve endings which are assumed to serve a proprioceptive function. These include Pacini (and paciniform) corpuscles, Golgi tendon organs and Ruffini endings (Stecco et al.2010). In addition they are innervated by free endings. When including periosteal, endomysial and perimysial tissues as part of a bodywide interconnected network, this fascial net can be seen as our largest sensory organ. It is definitely the richest sensory organ for the socalled sixth sense, the sense of proproiception (Schleip 2009)."

Fascia can be a source of nocioception.
"...a recent experimental study revealed that the epimysial fascia of the affected musculature plays a major role in the generation of DOMS related pain symptoms. (Gibson etal. 2009)"


The human lumbar fascia as potential generator of low back pain.
"Panjabi's new explanatory model of low back pain injuries suggests that a single trauma or cumulative microtrauma casues subfailure injuries of paraspinal connective tissues and their embedded mechanoreceptors, thereby leading to corrupted mechanoreceptor feedback and resulting in further connective tissue alterations and neural adaptations(Panjabi 2006). Our group subsequently proposed and extension of that model which includes the posterior layer of the lumbar fascia as a potential focus of such microtrauma and resulting muscle control dysfunction. Factors raised in support of that explanation include the long distance of this layer from the axis of spinal flexion as well as lesser stiffness compared with spinal ligaments (Sclleip et al 2007)"


I do wish ultrasound imagery was not so fuzzy, but the images of gliding planes of connective tissue in this next presentation were stellar anyway. Helene Langevin and her team in Vermont used ultrasound to monitor movement in the 3" area of the paraspinalis muscles lateral to lumbar L2-3 interspinous ligament. They then used a vibrator and watched the tissue move. Folks with pain had thicker tissue than those without, more disorganization, fatty infiltration, fibrosis and adhesions visibly impairing the normal gliding movement of the relative planes. The gliding of the layers in different directions was what was so remarkable in those moving pics. They chose that level because the fascia planes are the most parallel to the skin. Go a little lower and the fat pad confuses the issue.

Subjects with LBP had, on average, 25% greater perimuscular connective tissue thickness and ultrasound echogenicity in the lumbar region than did subjects without LBP.

"Langevin reports that the posterior layer of the lumbar fascia tends to be thicker in chronic low back pain patients. In addition, it expresses less shear motion during passive trunk flexion (Langevin et al 2009)."


Dr Shah, a clinician participating in a NIH study assessing the effectiveness of dry needling on trigger points also showed amazing ultrasound pics of the trigger points clearly visible in the tissues. So they demonstrated that ultrasound is feasible for imaging MTrPs and that they exhibit different echogenicity compared to surrounding muscle. The ultrasound revealed differences in microcirculation in and around the active MTrPs, compared to latent ones and normal tissue, as well.

What dya know, we weren't just making up those ischemic lima beans, kidney beans, lentils and quarters we were pretty sure we were palpating in a headache producing upper traps, after all, and Janet Travell didn't conjure them out of thin air either!! Ain't it great when science supports what we've been experiencing in the field?! There they were in living color, lookin a little like knots in a tree. Leon encouraged Dr. Shah and his team at NIH to include manual therapy interventions in the next study to compare effectiveness with dry needling.

Be great if they took his request to heart and ischemic compression shows up as equally effective for most of them, at least the ones we can reach, cause I'm sure most folks would prefer to be rubbed intelligently than poked a bunch of times with a needle, while having the tissue pinched. Didn't look fun.


(Leon, Langevin, Gumberteau)

Leon gave a recap of the various styles of soft tissue manipulation and what their intended goals are. It was really interesting to me because he described a couple of European methods I hadn't known originated there. Since I tend to weave methods together to get results for my clients, it was good for me to hear this description of the specific methods and their specific attributes.

I was please to find that someone besides John Barnes is utilizing and teaching myofascial release, though it was not clear if the method is similar to the non woo woo aspect of what Barnes teaches. Trouble with Barnes' stuff, IMO, is he conflates his work with Upledger's, asking folks to feel for a still point and teaches myofascial unwinding as a form of emotional release so that whole rooms full of true believers manifest ideomotor phenoms just because there's an expectation of significance to that. The question that pops into my mind regarding these two extremely popular teachers is which of these Icarian gurus will make it too close to the sun first?

If Barnes'd stick to the aspect of myofascial release that has a sound basis in science, this field, his students and their clients would all be a lot better off. Why waste time with that woo woo stuff you've pulled out of yur hat when you've got an effective method, proven to be so, right at your fingertips, rather under your gentle palms? Just sayin.

After seeing how many layers of fascia there are and how randomly it expresses it's fractal webbing, I was surprised to find myself thinking there's more of a place for that work in my practice than I'd been willing to let myself do. I just find that slow timing and light touch of that work challenge my limited ability to be patient. I hate holding an 8-15# head in space for forever, but considering this, I'm gonna have to reconnect with this work I think.

"Myofascial Induction is a simultaneous evaluation and treatment process using tri-dimensional movements of sustained pressures, applied to myofascial structures in order to release restrictions. The term Induction is preferred to 'release' because clinicians do not passively stretch the system, but only apply an initial tension or compression force and follow the facilitating movement. The aim of the process is the recovery of motion amplitude, force and coordination (Pilat 2009)

Leon listed and described:

Connective Tissue Manipulation CTM Bindegewebsmassage (skin rolling)
Fascial Manipulation FM Stecco workshop Sunday YUM
Muscle Energy Technique MET
Myofascial Release MFR
Scar tissue release
Strain Counterstrain SCS
Trigger Point deactivatin methods.

He also sited studies in support of these methods. Maybe he wants to represent his own presentation, so I'm gonna stop here. This is getting long.

There were also presentations in the afternoon, "Parallel Sessions" but these am ones were most really juicy part for me. I do get a bit weary with too many hours of mind only information goin in.

We learned from an Aussie, David MacDonald, PT, that training on unstable surfaces doesn't enhance training effect at all. He's no longer including it in his rehab pardigms. That's not news in the S & C community, but good to have the in the trenches knowledge validated once again, and especially for the rehab community to catch up in understanding that.

I wonder if Paul Chek still espoused it in his presentation on Wed. He was the maven of physio-ball exercises for quite a while, produced lots of videos and acolytes willing to sport a very erect C.H.E.K. proudly dangling from behind their names, even though I don't think he succeeded in conjuring it into an actual acronym. Lordie Lordie.
He used to stand on the ball and squat at the beginning of the ball exercise videos, for what purpose someone would want to risk the potential injury of a fall from said squat no one but Paul could comprehend. Maybe he was secretly using these videos as audition tapes, sending them to Barnum and Baily with a suggestion that he'd like to replace the ball walking dogs in their new circus acts.

We also learned from Duncan Critchley et al that strength training makes you stronger than Pilates. Strength training exercises that don't directly target the abs still make em stronger than Pilates exercises that do. So much for Joe Pilates description that his exercises make muscles stronger deep to the bone yet long and lithe, retaining their flexibility. Dancers bought that description in droves, but any biomechanics grad knows that the reason Pilates folks have long and lean looks is that Pilates is not a good choice for hypertrophy. It doesn't strengthen effectively.

Pilates is a nice alternative for yoga, improving ROM, oil and lubing the joints, a nice option for an active recovery day, but strengthening, unless a person's seriously de-trained, ummm, not so much. Some of us American couch potatoes are seriously de-trained, so in those cases it's certainly going to create improvement in strength. If all you do for exercise is walk and ride bike, for example, it will improve the strength of the back, rhomboid/mid. trap area, because for sure you've been leaving upper body out of your training plan.

There were more, but that's the highlights I have time to offer.

Pseudo-scientific stuff debunked

This started as a comment to Herb Levin regarding a contraption he wanted my thoughts on, but there's enough technical stuff in it regarding muscles and bodywork that I thought it also worth sharing in this context:

IMO these folks have made up hi-falutin descriptions for straw dog 'hypertonicity' problems that, as they've presented them, are not the source of most soft tissue pain, for the most part don't exist, as described on that site nor do the muscles function as these jerks describe they do....and for only $425 you, too, can be the proud owner of this newest pet rock. Don't forget to water your chia pet.

Went to the 3rd day of the 7th Interdisciplinary LBP Pain conference today, geeze the parking alone was $24, but many interesting presentations. The morning presenters talked largely on their research on fascia and how it is a major player in chronic pain. Much to think about, quite a bit of it good, but all in all a long day sitting listening to heady stuff, exhausting and very compelling, if you are interested in how soma functions, as I am.

Buy that biopulse contraption after you've purchased your much needed holographically enhanced energy field balancer......drum roll....."THE POWER BALANCE BAND!!!"

Worth noticing, the PB folks have a better marketing team with slick videos of Shakeil O'neil, all bought out, prancin for the camera and recruiting his friends and fellow athletes into hawkin this crap. As a result of seeing their superheroes wearin em, folks are sporting these things all over LA from the retired lawyer on my table weekly for his easy does it massage who only rides his bike once a week to the jiu jitsu competitors at the Pan Am games. Sporting them in all colors, fits your fashion needs too.

Herb, if anyone you know wants to buy one of those contraptions, send em over here I've got a bridge to nowhere in Alaska that's almost built for sale....cheap.

My broad sweep of an answer to Herb was a gross oversimplification of my understanding of 'the work'.

Certainly hypertonicity applies to trigger points, which can be found in muscle belly, tendon, periosteum...so in that regard I clearly misspoke and was too dismissive in the above comment, cause trps are a source of much soft tissue pain.

They are not, however, only deep in the muscles as the blurb on that website asserted (mistakenly, IMO) is where the hypertonicity lies. Trps and tender points can be ubiquitous. If that's what they think their contraption is an effective tool to eliminate, maybe one of the presenters yesterday, a clinician at NIH, Dr Shah, who is part of a study showing the positive effect of dry needling on trps, could include in his next study.


First, tho, as, I believe it was Leon who recommended it would be of interest to many of us to test manual methods like ischemic compression along with the dry needling for comparative effectiveness using those really cool ultrasound pics to show distinct changes in the hypertonic tp. IF funding could be found, that would be quite doable and useful to the bodywork community. We might even get validation that our methods work as well if not better than dry needling and are far more pleasant to experience. Who wouldn't rather be touched than needled? Just sayin.

A spasm is a kind of actual hypertonicity, several schools of bodywork might address the neurological aspect of that, strain/counter-strain, or as Leon is teaching it tomorrow "Positional Release" comes to mind, perhaps Mattes' AIS addresses that well in a stretching format.

What exactly is the density I feel in a heavily exercised muscle when the athlete is experiencing DOMS, could be in the deepest layers or more surface depending when I'm working on it in relation to the usually high volume, low load (long runs tri-athletes love doing) or eccentric emphasis (bodybuilding type st) work that invoked it. De-trained couch potatoes who are starting a strength regime will have more DOMS in the first few weeks than a well trained athlete or even weekend warrior. Why? What is DOMS, exactly?

It is commonly understood now in strength and conditioning communities, due to the research of some ex phys guys, that the lactic acid is outa the muscles fairly quickly after ex, so what is the mechanism/flotsom and jetsem of DOMS and what kind of densification is it that I'm feeling that seems to correspond with that state? I dunno, not a clue. I'm ok with that, as a good scientifically respectful clinician must be if he/she is gonna actually learn more about it from the researchers, rather than jump to some new agey conclusion due to analytic overlay appearing to be an inspired intuitive groking of the nature of it. I'd much rather be the clinician doing the work and wait for the researchers to explore their little 3 sq. " piece of muscle some day so they can tell me what I did that effected the muscle cells (or fascia) and why it was or was not as effective as I (and my clients) currently think it is.

IMO this is the kind of improved collaboration/dialogue between communities of clinicians and researchers the we need more of, we and the clients would all benefit. This too is why bodywork needs bulldogs, so folks who create contraptions can't just make up reasons later that are not physiologically sound, but instead qualify perfectly as pseudo-science and are actually after the fact explanations for why we should all buy their product. They're not looking for the truth of it, come what may, they're trying to justify a marketing tack. Bah HUMBUG!!!For shame.

I do know tho that If I use broad hand compressions working straight up and down like pistons with the intention of sucking a vacuum into those muscle bellies and supercharging the blood flow into that area, (it's not a form of kneading or fascial release or tp compression) possibly broadly compressing the detritis out, the muscle feels looser to me and the pain is less for the client. Would that be a repeatable thing to study in research, probably. Would we discover if it has a positive effect, probably. Why it has a positive effect and on what system it is acting, probably not. Ultra sound pics aren't clear enough, Those endoscopes can't penetrate muscle bellies yet and if they could it probably wouldn't feel good in there if the belly was being worked vigorously, sorta like when the acupuncturist leaves a needle in your calf and you go to stand up with it still in there, yeoow. A needle biopsy of tissue with DOMS before and after the compression work might give a researcher tissues to analyze for cell wastes, cytokines etc, who's gonna volunteer to be in that study? Hey, come on down and have holes punched in your thigh for the sake of scientific discovery. Yeah right.

Hypertonicity , according to Taber's:
1:Having a higher osmotic pressure than a compared solution...2: Being in a state of greater than normal tension (ischemic Trps?) or of incomplete relaxation (neurologically held spasm?) Said ...of muscle, opposite of hypotonic.

Hypotonic: 1: Pert. to defective muscular tone or tension.

See, that's different than hypotrophy or hypertrophy. To me hypotonic implies muscles that can't do their job, like post paralysis due to polio or nerves that are severed. Hypotrophy is another way of describing a de-trained muscle in need of a good conditioning program.

So if these contraption inventors can't even get their terms precisely chosen and don't even know that hypertonic can mean more than one thing and reside as trps in tissues other than in the sarcomeres (or is it in the sarcoplasm, a whole nother consideration) of striated muscle tissue then why in the world should we have confidence in the basis for their sales pitch singing the praises of the $425 device?!*
That thing kinda looks like an automated version of those little clickers that some chiros like to use, which, from my experience on the receiving of that kind of "adjustment", is utterly worthless and does nothing. Usually those same chiros practice AK. If a chiro uses either of those two methods they fall into the quack bin in my book and I have no interest in collaborating with them or receiving their work.

The creators of that contraption's discernment is clearly hypotonic.

Have Something Cook Something

Aileen came in the other day, having lifted in a competition recently in a lower weight class, without even trying, other than working out relentlessly, manifesting Bob's training program.
She got me thinkin when she described to me her very favorite salad that a friend of hers turned her on to.
Avocado, bacon, lemon squeezed over it.
I said,"On a bed of lettuce or baby spinach?"
"Nope. That's it. Perfection. YUM!"


(Couldn't find a pic w/o watercress, till I make one and take my own pic, this will have to do. Looks good this way to me, too.)



I REALLY need to drop some fatty insulation. I'm a carboholic. Gimme a big russet baked potato, butter, chives, bacon pieces and/or avocado, fresh ground pepper. Heaven. Or pasta, any kind of pasta with anything over it, except those heavy tomato sauces, too acid for me. Hand me a piece of LaBrea bakery olive sour dough bread, warm or toasted with butter. More heaven.

As a kid, I used to steal chocolate chip cookies while they were still warm. Why SHOULD I care if there were any left for others? I stole the dough too, scooped right out of the bowl. It was half gone before it became cookies in the oven, unless my mom policed the dough, which she learned she had to do. Don't talk to me about salmonella, what do I know about that, or care? Soooo good.

I've been toying with the idea of trying to eat more like my friend Mike Mahler. Get back to vegetarian lifestyle, not all the way to vegan, like he is, but, at least start by eating alot less chicken, fish...and bacon. Already, I can't eat red meat. Don't trust it.

I've seen those cows at Harris Ranch on Hwy 5, knee deep in their own piss and shit crying out in barren feed lots, screaming in the ammonia fumes that burn my eyes 1/4 mi. away as I go by. They stand without shade, not far from the always crowded Spanish style restaurant with all that very red beautifully presented steak for sale in the retail section. Nope. Can't do it. Didn't those droves of folks eating all that steak, see those cows or smell that wafting piss? Do they really want all those stress hormones in their food? That much adrenalin can't be good for ya.


My chickens (and their eggs) get to walk around and peck the ground. They eat purslane, plantain and other vegetarian non GMO, hormone free stuff that makes their yolks orange yellow, high in Omega 3 fatty acids. I pay big bucks so they can have a good life before it ends.

It says on my bacon package, too, organic, without antibacterials, nitrates, nitrites, handled humanely. Somehow I don't trust that they're telling me the truth, greed being what it is today.

Bluefin tuna are teetering on the brink of extinction as are those giant slow growing Chilean sea bass that taste so good prepared perfectly in one of my favorite Japanese restaurants. Love it, can't order it now that I know it's teetering fate. They, apparently shouldn't be buyin it either. It's hard to be a good steward of the other creatures on this planet these days, while still eating them! Even shoppin at the high end markets who pretend to care about these issues right along with you, for the right price, doesn't necessarily mean that your food animals will be treated as you want them to be.

Yeah, yeah I know, vegan lifestyle's not healthy, those skinny yoginis are catabolizing all the time, with no clue what that is, while doing so many reps of arm circles, it's a miracle the joints don't break like a paper clip bent again and again in the same spot.
Oh, yeah, I forgot, they're barely in their 20s. Give em time. If they keep that up, livin on kale juice, sumpin's gotta give. No wonder they're so limber, it's not just that they were born with ligament laxity and that's why they're good at wrapping their legs behind their heads and walking around on their hands. Those Gwenyth looking lithe fermies, braless and perky in their hemp tees got no real meat on them bones.

You really think most of the orange yogis who show up at the Ganges for the Kumbh Mela on Makar Sankranti every 12 years are healthy and balanced individuals?

Bathing in the Ganges?!! They cremate folks, float dead bodies in that holy river, not to mention the plethora of unknowable polluting factors that also land in there.
That gathering looks like the precursor to the "be ins" I used to attend in the Haight.
All manner of crazies crawl out from their hideaways and show up for the party, stoned outa their minds.

Some things improve when brought to America. These sadhus are the tribe from which the root teachers of the yoga craze that's taken off like wildfire here emerged as spiritual beacons. Most are not too inspiring a role model, yet some of the western yogis are combining their asanas with healthy nutrition, teaching a more balanced approach, and sustaining their strength and flexibility over the years. Personally, I think the principles of yoga and vegetarianism have gained something being applied by the inventive minds of some of our western teachers with a good education in critical thinking as part of what they bring to the plate. Good healthy muscle needs complete protein daily to remain so over the long haul. No way around it. Finding the right kind while eating no meat, requires refined choices good menu planning. Don't think all that soy and meat looking wheat jel you see in Whole Foods is actually healthy stuff either. GMO soy and gluten gluten, here I come! My internal kid is cravin cookies at even the thought of eating that stuff.

Mike's a tough act to follow, he eats like its a biology experiment. He's researched it. Optimizes hormones with meal timing and supplements, spends the big bucks for the best magnesium he can find.

He's DISCIPLINED and he sports some of the healthiest muscles I've ever worked on. I know it can be done well, and over the long haul. I think he's been a vegan for over 15 years, but he's the exception....in a number of ways.

Of all the 6 paramitas a junior bodhisattva is supposed to practice, avoiding bad karma on the road to realization, discipline (Sila(Wylie Tibetan,tshul-khrims)virtue, morality, discipline, proper conduct) is right down there for me with patience (Ksanti(bzod-pa)tolerance, forbearance, acceptance, endurance). I'm not good at those. I don't like em. They don't go with my aging hippie personality. I'm erratic, fueled by creative bursts. I like working that way, and I get alot done.

Opening my heart to the magnitude of suffering that's really going on out there in our world sometimes seems more than this girl can endure. It ain't hard to deal with the pain and suffering in Iraq, Congo, Afghanistan, Pakistan, starving hoards in Africa, animal cruelty, fishing out the seas, polluting them and killing the coral reefs, sea turtles with papilloma virus blinding them and choking off their throats, if you simply choose to ignore that it's happening. "Hey, I'm busy. I got my career to think about." Well, yeah,....and...we're at critical mass on some of these issues, folks. If we don't stop and smell the stinking roses the grandkids aren't gonna have a very pleasant life.

If we don't pay attention and get involved in the solutions, aren't we part of the problem? I think those really compassionate ones who take it on and try to do something about it in a big way, like Jesus did, like HH the Dalai Lama does every day, finding homes for pleading sobbing nuns escaped from his homeland after being raped and beaten, are our most courageous heroes. Far more so than macho men grabbing guns and shooting thru the streets of Baghdad.

I'm not enlightened and functioning from a clear view of the whole magilla, so for me it's hard not get a serious case of the blues sometimes. I forget it's all a big dream we're stuck in by the force of our own ignorance. I still feel compelled to do what I can, where I can in my little corner of this world. I've been listening a lot to John Prine lately.

I practice generosity,(Dana(sbyin-pa)giving of oneself) like it was the way to prosperity. Heck I give away the store, time, all the time, specially to unsponsored athletes on a budget. I'd never do well in sales. "Oh you like that, have it, it makes you happy." My mom used to help me with the end of year accounting and she'd freak out at how much money I gave to Buddhist causes and charities that I thought did important stuff in the world. "How're you gonna have a retirement saved? You don't make enough to give this much away."

I fired her.
In part, because one of my clients, a psychologist, informed me that she was voicing her concerns to everyone who came into my living room. Sharin all my personal stuff with my clients, trying to get them to convince me she was right. That was it for me. She's outa here. I can't tolerate betrayal like that. She used to do that to my dad too, I suddenly remembered, when I finished flushing red upon being informed of this shocking news. No wonder I ate all those cookies and sported a little insulation even as a kid. She was worth hiding from. Some folks shouldn't be licensed to procreate. My folks were two of those.

So Aileen's little salad got me thinking, maybe I could substitute flavor and well prepared recipes for carbs and that way my kid would stay on board with this lifestyle change project. She won't let me stay on a "diet" for more than a 30# loss. She pops out from my unconscious, downs a half pint of Ben and Jerry's, before "I" even know it. She's NOT into Cherry Garcia, either. Hates that flavor, no offense to the Dead. Those tuna shakes Staley jokes about as a low carb staple ain't gonna please her either. I musta lost the same 30#s and a few new ones 3 or 4 times now. She's stubborn, that one. I gotta find a way to work with her, not try and beat her into submission. That'll never work. She's also very creative...and sneaky.

I decided to try out this new plan today, by baking some stuffed Portobello mushrooms. Nothing says daylight savings time is gone like a good stuffed Portobello. Maybe if I find great low carb recipes to make, I'll be able to override the kid's stubborn resistance, by invoking another one of those paramitas: Virya(brtson-’grus): energy, diligence, vigor, effort. I can add a dash of Dhyana(bsam-gtan): one-pointed concentration, contemplation, which I'm pretty good at, and we might make this work finally.


I don't want to remain in this form. By the time I'm retirement age, I'd like to have my sailing, diving, yogi body back, or at least the older version of it. How'm I ever gonna complete my goal of actually standing up on that surfboard and flying off the lip, maybe not like Taj Burrows, but grabbin a little air, before I'm 90, if I'm not a bit more svelte?!

The kid in me (and the hippie) loves those activities, those long summers in San Blas, knee boarding the inside wave that no one else wanted. Matachen breaks just like inside Malibu, a moving gentle wall breaking for a full quarter mile, all the way into the bay. Long walk back out to the point, but what else was I there for?
Maybe this will work. Perhaps I'm now employing a little of that Prajna(shes-rab)wisdom, insight, I've been working on freein up, meditating these long many hours and years. I use it in behalf of others rather well, now it's time to use it in my own behalf in a way that actually works skillfully with the resistant stubborn components of my personality. As Phil, so aptly shoved in my face in a fb exchange recently, Earth bound reality ain't always behaving as though it is empty in nature.

My brother-in-law is a great cook. He's a Chinese tai chi master from Shanghai and loves to express himself creatively in the kitchen. He calls his cooking, "Hong style, have something, cook something." His somethings are always good and he's learned to do them with less oil in the cross pollination of living here. So here's the version of stuffed Portobellos I came up with tonight, replacing the breadcrumbs with egg.


"Have Something Cook Something" Stuffed Portobellos




2 large Portobellos, stems chopped fine
1 yellow onion, chopped fine
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 pkg organic baby spinach
1.5 oz greek feta cheese, cubed 1/4" squares
2 oz sheep Mancheca w/rosemary skin, thinly sliced or grated
2 eggs
1/4C pesto
2T olive oil
2T butter
Saute onion in olive oil till clear, add Portobello stems, saute, add spinach stir briefly, turn off pan.

Beat eggs into pesto, add feta. Mix cooked ingredients into liquid, set aside.

Put 1/2 butter in pan, add mushroom caps rough side up, saute briefly, mostly to coat their backs with butter. Turn. Add rest of butter and let it absorb.

Spray glass baking pan with Olive oil spray. Add Portobello caps rough side up. Fill with pesto spinach filling, top with Mancheca

Bake 375° 30 min. or until done and cheese is lightly browned on top.

YUM! Spinach pesto stuffed Portobellos.
Have something, cook something style.
This could probably handle another egg just fine, for a little more protein, specially if the fridge didn't have pesto in it needing to be eaten.